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This is a lucky man.
I wish I had an online girlfriend. I would have webcam sex with her and have sex with other women IRL and she will never notice because she's on the other end of the fucking globe anyways. I'd go to Gaia online and other terribly awkward online communities and show off my online girlfriend. I would reach a certain social status on the internet. I'd marry her, and I want her to beat me and yell at me infront of my children. That way we can get on the dr. Phil show. When we are invited to the dr. Phil show we tear off the man's skin and sacrifice his skinless carcass to the black Tezcatlipoca. I want my online girlfriend to menstruate acid. I want her to rape feminists so we can laugh at them. I want her to have obsidian blades for vaginal lips, like the deathgoddess Hina from Polynesian mythology. By MakeMake of the birdman-cult, I am a single teenager on the internet, and every time I look at myself into the mirror I am confronted by this. I'd just like to say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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too bad
you look pretty fuckable in that pic of you with the cigar
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