I MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED IT BEFORE but a long while ago there was this beggar woman infront of the supermarket, and the cops came and were like HURRR GET OUT

but NOW the government has upgraded her to a HOBO-NEWSPAPER SELLING ORGANISM
selling newspapers IN THE SUPERMARKET
in fact
when you enter the supermarket, she is sitting there, on her chair
saying HELLO, BYE to everyone who enters and leaves the supermarket
she's like the supermarket's greeting committee.

It really makes people feel welcome in the supermarket, everytime she says HELLO you feel so incredibly welcome there.

I am so glad she finally decided to do something with her life, it's like watching pokemon.
you caught BEGGAR WOMAN
BEGGAR WOMAN evolves into HOBO-NEWSPAPER SELLER
HOBO-NEWSPAPER SELLER evolves into SUPERMARKET GREETING COMMITTEE

what will she transform into next?
WHO KNOWS!?
the future is full of mystery